please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

i hate my dick

(via dumpsterfetus)

trilled:

*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty then wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*

(via dumpsterfetus)

nerkmid:

i think there’s one person in every history class that asks why we can’t just print more money

(via dumpsterfetus)